- You sing "Dora Dora Dora the Explorer" in the shower.
- Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
- You clap when someone goes potty.
- Your morning alarm clock says wah, wah instead of beep, beep.
- You shout out "Fire Truck" whenever you see one. Even when your kids aren't with you.
- Your baby spits up, it misses your t- shirt and trickles down your chest and you are actually happy- because now it saves you from having to run around and find something else remotely clean to wear.
- When your child pukes and you catch it with your hand.
- When you go to use the bathroom you count the seconds before one of your children or husband come knocking at the door.
- When your out with friends and all you can think of to talk about is your kids.
- You cant wait to hug your kids when you hear something troubling on the news.
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