the patanes

You Know You're a Mom When...

1. You sing "Dora Dora Dora the Explorer" in the shower.
2. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
3. You clap when someone goes potty.
4. Your morning alarm clock says wah, wah instead of beep, beep.
5. You shout out "Fire Truck" whenever you see one. Even when your kids aren't with you.
6. Your baby spits up, it misses your t- shirt and trickles down your chest and you are actually happy- because now it saves you from having to run around and find something else remotely clean to wear.
7. When your child pukes and  you catch it with your hand.
8. When you go to use the bathroom you count the seconds before one of your children or husband come knocking at the door.
9. When your out with friends and all you can think of to talk about is your kids.
10. You cant wait to hug your kids when you hear something troubling on the news. 

 I know all you moms have some to add to this list.  So let's hear them!

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